Mike is a Big Jerk

Friday, June 04, 2004

Do you want to be an official Mike Hater? I'm starting a blogroll on this site, but it's only for genuine Mike Haters like me. If you want to join the club, there are just three simple steps to follow:

1. Spread the word about what a big jerk Mike is. Post an entry to your blog about how and why Mike is a big jerk, just like the posts on this blog. But you can't put in some big explanation about why you're making the post or do anything jerky to undercut it like Mike would do. You have to mean it.

2. Put up a link to this site on your blog.

3. Send me an email to let me know you want to be a Mike Hater.

It's that simple! However, if your name is Mike, there will be a fourth step just for you, which is:

4. Change your name.

Sorry, but we can't have any Mikes in the Mike Haters. You may not be that Mike, but we don't want to confuse people. You should change your name anyway -- do you really want to share a name with a jerk like Mike?